-> "Bland"
Original Song Title:
"Bad"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bland"
The Lyrics
This illness mine is quite a sight
Can't show my face in broad daylight
I'm telling you on how I feel
Sun hurt s my skin, it begins to peel
Come on,
Come on,
I feel home at night...
You see my skin is getting pink
count o'pigment cells will slowly sink
My melanin slowly will run out
till I'm completely blank - that's all about
Well they say it's just a show trick
And I'm ashamed to be a tan
But my friend you have seen nothing
I hope you'll understand . . .
Because I'm bland, I'm bland-come on
(bland bland-really, really bland)
You know I'm bland, I'm bland-you know it
(bland bland-really, really bland)
You know I'm bland, I'm bland-come on, you know
(bland bland-really, really bland)
And the whole skin will loose colour right soon
Just to show you once again,
Who's bland . . .
The word is out I am just a freak
that I've bleached my skin and my mind was weak
So listen now, this sure ain't fun
My face is ruined, nowhere to run
Have to wear these shades be it day or night
'cause too much light can ruin my sight
But they say I really look like
as I have escaped the grave
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Now do I dare to shave? . . .
Because I'm bland, I'm bland-come on
(bland bland-really, really bland)
You know I'm bland, I'm bland-you know it
(bland bland-really, really bland)
You know I'm bland, I'm bland-you know it, you know
(bland bland-really, really bland)
And the whole world will see me right now
(and the whole world will see me right now)
whose face is ruined again,
(whose face is ruined again)
Who's bland . . .
I wear long-sleeve sweat-shirts only
Sure nothing made from lace
And a hundred grams of make-up
I need protect my face . . .
[chorus repeated 4x]
Because I'm bland, I'm bland-come on
(bland bland-really, really bland)
You know I'm bland, I'm bland-you know it
(bland bland-really, really bland)
You know I'm bland, I'm bland-you know it, you know
(bland bland-really, really bland)
Woo! woo! woo!
(and the whole world will see me right now just to tell me once again . . .)
Who's bland?
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