Song Parodies -> Vanilla Coke
| Original Song Title: | "Smooth Criminal" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Vanilla Coke" |
| Parody Written by: | lebeiW15 |
Aaaow!
As I drank a Coca-Cola
I also had some Cream Soda
I went into the cooler
I got myself a Dr Pepper
I chugged down a couple Sunkists
Then I had a Sierra Mist
So I ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and some fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
I've been drinking
I've been drinking
A Vanilla Coke
So I got myself a Pepsi
And an iced tea- it was Nestea
A&W Cream Soda
Mello Yello, Coca-Cola
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I've been drinking
I've been chugging
A Vanilla Coke
(Dramatic speaking tones and sirens)
Okay, I want everybody to clear the refrigerator right now!
Aaow!
Do you want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
I don't know!
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
I don't know!
As you got into the cooler
I don't know!
You got out a Dr Pepper
I don't know, already!
Then you ran into the kitchen
I don't know!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Do you want Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
Red Fusion- baby!
You also drank some Cream Soda, oh yeah
Hoo! Hoo! Aaow!
And you got into the cooler
Red Fusion!
You got out a Dr Pepper
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Then you ran into the kitchen
Red Fusion!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Aaowww!!!!!
As I drank a Coca-Cola
I also had some Cream Soda
I went into the cooler
I got myself a Dr Pepper
I chugged down a couple Sunkists
Then I had a Sierra Mist
So I ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and some fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
I've been drinking
I've been drinking
A Vanilla Coke
So I got myself a Pepsi
And an iced tea- it was Nestea
A&W Cream Soda
Mello Yello, Coca-Cola
(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!
(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I've been drinking
I've been chugging
A Vanilla Coke
(Dramatic speaking tones and sirens)
Okay, I want everybody to clear the refrigerator right now!
Aaow!
Do you want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
I don't know!
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
I don't know!
As you got into the cooler
I don't know!
You got out a Dr Pepper
I don't know, already!
Then you ran into the kitchen
I don't know!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Do you want Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
Red Fusion- baby!
You also drank some Cream Soda, oh yeah
Hoo! Hoo! Aaow!
And you got into the cooler
Red Fusion!
You got out a Dr Pepper
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Then you ran into the kitchen
Red Fusion!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Aaowww!!!!!
lebeiw@lycos.com
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I drank a Vanilla Coke 2day :)
Good job,Yo.
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