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Song Parodies -> "Vanilla Coke"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Vanilla Coke"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Aaaow!
As I drank a Coca-Cola
I also had some Cream Soda
I went into the cooler
I got myself a Dr Pepper
I chugged down a couple Sunkists
Then I had a Sierra Mist
So I ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and some fried chicken

(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!

(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken

(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!

I've been drinking
I've been drinking
A Vanilla Coke

So I got myself a Pepsi
And an iced tea- it was Nestea
A&W Cream Soda
Mello Yello, Coca-Cola

(chorus)
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi,
I don't want a Pepsi!

(chorus 2)
Do you want a Pepsi?
Do you really want a Pepsi?
As you drank Coca-Cola
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
And you got into the cooler
You got out a Dr Pepper
Then you ran into the kitchen
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken

I don't want a Pepsi
No, I don't want a Pepsi
I don't want a Pepsi

I've been drinking
I've been chugging
A Vanilla Coke

(Dramatic speaking tones and sirens)
Okay, I want everybody to clear the refrigerator right now!

Aaow!
Do you want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
I don't know!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
I don't know!
You also had some Cream Soda, oh yeah
I don't know!
As you got into the cooler
I don't know!
You got out a Dr Pepper
I don't know, already!
Then you ran into the kitchen
I don't know!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!
Do you want Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
Do you really want a Pepsi?
Red Fusion- baby!
As you drank some Coca-Cola
Red Fusion- baby!
You also drank some Cream Soda, oh yeah
Hoo! Hoo! Aaow!
And you got into the cooler
Red Fusion!
You got out a Dr Pepper
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Then you ran into the kitchen
Red Fusion!
Got a Coke and
A fried chicken, baby!

Aaowww!!!!!
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 20

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Da Chazman - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I drank a Vanilla Coke 2day :)
Cody Slusher - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job,Yo.
Nice Hot Cup of Bro - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
It could have been better, especially in terms of the first chorus. However, great otherwise.

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