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Song Parodies -> "Silly Teen"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Silly Teen"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm so sore...at that snooty teen...what an ugly scene
he's lost his mind...just what does he mean
i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound
he said i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound

fingered me, by name...this silly teen...and it caused a scene
then everyone rolled their eyes and screamed
that i was the one
with his pants...on the floor...in a mound

people always told me...be careful of who you do
and don't go around touching young boy's parts
and furthermore, they told me...the law, you're not above
and if its young boys that you do
then they'll throw the book at you

silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
who had diddled their poor son

for scary days and scary nights...the law was at my site
a search was planned...and the cops demand...my contraband
all the mags...and the porn...have been found
my lawyers give advice
they remember cause we've done this twice...(was it thrice ?)

he told his parents, we were drinking till three
and apparently...i showed him some photos
this fella lied...he's no boyfriend of mine

people always told me...be careful of who you do
and don't go around touching young boy's parts
they're all just out to frame me...there's no special secret room
i'll be on trial real soon...i hope that i'm not doomed

silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son

silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son

silly teen...he's not my lover
although his parents...claim that i am the one
that had diddled their poor son

they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one...but i never touched their son
they claim i am the one

silly teen...he's not my lover
silly teen...he's not my lover

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AFW - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good take on the Michael thing...I give you three Jackson Five's
Kristof Robertson - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Spunkingly good! 555
Guy - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Silly teen - goin' burn one glover. I can just see the headlines now. I love it when an MJ song is used on his own parody. Well done, Alvin.
John Barry - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done. 5s.
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, kristof, guy and john
Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Like Guy said, very clever to use MJ's own song here.
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny
BrilliantTeen - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant.
Dee Range - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome, alvin. High fives. I've got one posting soon along the same theme, different song. Hope it's half this good.
Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Using one's own song to point out a foible is most appropriate. After all, when Billy Joel had his last car wreck, I turned "All You Wanna Do Is Dance" into "All You Wanna Do Is Drive." On the other hand, I used a BJ song to smack MJ: "Captain Jacko."
PuarToThaMax - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, I can actually hear Jackson singing this for real! Your mastery of Michael-parodies rivals that of Weird Al! 555!
alvin rhodes - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
thank you all for the kind comments
Arwen - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Favorite line: "they remember cause we've done this twice...(was it thrice ?)"

LOL! This is brilliant, Alvin! Couldn't be better!

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