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Song Parodies -> "Billy Gates"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Gates"

Parody Written by:

Filip Carlson

The Lyrics

He was more a computer nerd looking like a bird
With those big glasses he was the owl, who conquered the world
Yes he conquered the world in a sec.
I said he was the owl, who caught all the mice he could get

He told me his name was Billy Gates, and he caused a scene
Then every head turned to look at him and his computer screen
Who will rule all the world in the end?

People always told me be careful of what you do
Don't go around breaking young guys glasses
And mother always told me be careful who you tease
And be careful of what you do 'cause the prey becomes the hunter

Billy Gates was once my classmate
Looked like a girl who claimed that she was a boy
But the kid is not any son
They said he was the one, and the kid was not so dumb

For forty days and forty nights
He was sitting there
The zits were popping up in his face
His schemes and plans
They were ruined because of that screen
So please do as I ask, just remember to always take baths
(Do take baths)

He started hitting on my girlfriend
As he looked at me
Then showed a photo of a mighty man
That he would be
Yes he conquered my girl in a sec.

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young guys glasses
He came and stood right by me
Then the smell of all his sweat
It almost drove me crazy
When I was lookin' at his face yeah

Billy Gates was once my classmate
Looked like a girl who claimed that she was a boy
But the kid is not any son
Billy Gates is not my lover
He's just a kid, who happened to be the one
And he conquered the world in a sec.
Happened to be the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
Happened to be the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
Billy Gates is not my brother
He's just a guy who happened to be the one
To conquer the world in a sec.
They said he was the one, cause the kid was not so dumb
They said he was the one, he says I stole his gum
He says I stole his gum
Billy Gates is not my lover
Billy Gates is not my brother
Billy Gates is not my lover
Billy Gates is not my brother

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