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Song Parodies -> "Social Pariah"

Original Song Title:

"Leper Messiah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Social Pariah"

Parody Written by:

TheAnswerIsNo

The Lyrics

Based on a true story.
TTTO "Leper Messiah" by Matt

Toothless from the start, clothes bought from wal-mart
dentist comes to town, fixing up caps and crowns
Chee, Chee
clapping hands with glee, teeth that look quite gory
Hee, Hee
CD's he will seize, dressing like a Tory
Dentist's Drill

Knife and thrust, slap your thigh
Time to piss your life goodbye
(Grandma) send me money, send me heath
I can't admit defeat
Don't bake the fish
and your armies you cant retreat

Joshy's a social pariah

Teeth like a hick's, dressed in Sunday best
faggot-like emotion came, rotting your teeth and brain
Chee, Chee
Groin did Uriel kick, taken by his Legos
Fech, Fech
Pool basketball is the game, stinking drink with grape juice
Bring tea

(Chorus)

Joshy's a social pariah

Bitchery, enamel weakening
See his face cringe in fury
bullet sized gap, plaque and flies
spit or swallow

(chorus)

(armpits) dry
(fat) thigh
(red faced) cry
(poker) lie
(all food) fry
(youre all vultures) die
(i eat) shoofly pie
(shaya is my) money supply
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