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Song Parodies -> "The Crud That Should Not Be"

Original Song Title:

"The Thing That Should Not Be"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"The Crud That Should Not Be"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

A song that goes to all the main stream crap that is all that pop and trendy music. Kinda a supporting parody of DJ Blaze's "Mainstream Crap CD" parody. If you haven't read that parody, I highly recommend it if you enjoy this parody.
(creepy guitar intro)

Rising stars of love and pop
Mainstream music kills the rock
Little children watch disney
Love their Gomez and Miley

Backstreet Boys
Lady Gaga
They're blasting, haunting my stereo
Black Eyed Peas
J. Timberlake
They make crud, thinking they're pop star

(chorus)
Mainstream
Annoying
In madness I dwell

Megadeth is underground
Hiding from Britney Spears' sound
Into the dark Metal goes
Rock n' roll now takes a doze

Backstreet Boys
Lady Gaga
They're blasting, haunting my stereo
Black Eyed Peas
J. Timberlake
They make crud, thinking they're pop star

(chorus)
Mainstream
Annoying
In madness I dwell

(solo)

In madness I dwell

Now dead is the king of pop
It's always rap and its hip hop
Mainstream drains my sanity
It's only crud that should not be

Backstreet Boys
Lady Gaga
They're blasting, haunting my stereo
Black Eyed Peas
J. Timberlake
They make crud, thinking they're pop star

(chorus)
Mainstream
Annoying
In madness I dwell
Yeah, the Metalhead in me hates every single one of these pop bands. DJ Blaze I'm with you!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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DJ Blaze - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm with you all the way! 555
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Well executed OS, Samurai! This does go well with DJ's "Mainstreamian Crap CD" parody! I sang through his parody like I sang through yours. I listen to metal when my bro plays it on his mp3's.Truth is, I do listen to pop music, but every now and then, it gets so played out that it gets boring afterwards the same way people listen to Britney Spears. And I'm too old to listen to Miley Cyrus, plus that's not my kind of music. It's all good! 555.
Vive Le Rock - September 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M is right. This go with "Mainstreamian Crap CD" and I'm with you all the way. 5s ain't enuf to express my feelings of laudation for your parody so I'll say it like this: YEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAHHHHHH!

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