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Song Parodies -> "Enter Papperman"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Papperman"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

Another song about iCarly. And the villainous Nevel Papperman. Someone PLEEZ give Reed Alexander an Emmy for Christmas.
Say your prayers Carly Shay
Sam and Freddie
Cuz you'll rue the day
I hate thee
Worship me
Better go and flee
'til the Papperman comes

Better keep your eyes open
Cuz Nevel's bound to bite

Exit delight
Enter fright
Take my hand
You're off to washed-up has-beens land

Time to rue, my bad fiends
You have no defense
You guys are a disgrace
Dreams of hate
Dreams of revenge
Dreams of tapenade
And of soiling my face, yeah

Better keep your eyes open
Cuz Nevel's bound to bite

Exit delight
Enter fright
Take my hand
You're off to washed-up has-beens land

(first in Nevel's voice, then in a demonic voice)
Now you better pay the price
Cuz my soul's as cold as ice
If you mess with me today
Icarly.com I'll take

Hush iCarly gang don't say a word
Your comedy is purely turd
You should have kissed me on my head
One day your site will be dead

Exit delight
Enter fright
I'm so grand

Exit delight
Enter fright
Take my hand
You're off to washed-up has-beens land

Yeah, ha ha ha

Boom

Yeah, yeah
oh, whoa

You're off to washed-up has-beens land

Take my hand
You're off to washed-up has-beens land
Take my hand
You're off to washed-up has-beens land

You're off to washed-up has-beens land

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