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Original Song Title:

"Ride the Lightning"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Write the Parody"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

This is how I feel sometimes. If I can't get a good idea to come to my mind at times I go insane. Not really but we can all relate to this I believe. Oh BTW DJ Blaze, I may have mentioned you in this again but don't think of this as a message to you. I just thought this was funny.
Sit at the desk
But I have no idea
About what to write in this parody
My mind's gone blank
Staring at the keys
My brain is completely empty

How come DJ Blaze
Knows what to write about?

Delete the first four lines
Nothing wrote is fine
Lost my thinking cap
All I write is crap

Up overnight
Don't know what to write
No beginning and no end
Vision is blank
I finally blink
I just don't know what to send

My fingers twitch in fear
There's no idea nearby here

Delete the first four lines
Nothing wrote is fine
Lost my thinking cap
All I write is crap

Someone help me
Hey DJ Blaze, help me!
I cannot think of what to write
Am I doing all right?

(solo)

Someone help me
Hey DJ Blaze, help me!
I cannot think of what to write
Am I doing all right?

Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The paper clip guy is all I see
Keyboard to the floor
I run out the door
This drove me to insanity

I just can't seem to write
A stupid parody!

Delete the first four lines
Nothing wrote is fine
Lost my thinking cap
All I write is crap

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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User Comments

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DJ Blaze - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
With writing this good, I don't think you'd need any of my help... LOL! Great job, and I thought of writing some kind of parody slump parody, but I got some ideas and canned it. 555
Red Ant - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent OS, and a pretty good parody of it. A few lines are a bit too long and don't quite scan correctly, so 455. "The paper clip guy is all I see" lol.

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