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Song Parodies -> "Fade to Plaque"

Original Song Title:

"Fade to Black"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Fade to Plaque"

Parody Written by:

SMG

The Lyrics

This is a true story about a friend of mine who did not brush his teeth for 3 years and had to get dental reconstructive surgery
"Fade to Plaque" by Shimmy

Teeth they seem will rot away
Getting darker every day
Fading from Yellow to black
Rotten stumps all caked in plaque

I have lost the will to brush
Teeth are coated in the slush
Of the candy bars and drinks
My teeth are bad and my breath stinks

Like a hick from South Dakota
Lost my teeth from too much soda
Cavities and foul breath
Now my mouth reeks of rot, decay, and death!


The dentist’s eyes became quite blurry
Took a look and cringed in fury
“These teeth are damaged and need fixing
We’ll need to get the plaster mixing”

I was facing too much stress
Either denchers or DRS
32 caps and 5 crowns
To make white what once was brown
My teeth now sparkle like a star
but I must drive my mom’s old car
Cuz DRS cost 30K
But my fake teeth will never ever rot away!
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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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SamuraiMaster - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Ohhhh ouch please stop my teeth hurt. 555
Phil Nelson - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Very interesting 555

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