End of noshing day
Rump is big in weight
Find your source of shelf reduction
Jeans that plump with fear
Sucking pork is near
Eating on your bed, crumbs crunchin’

Tasty food, will seek
S'mores are all you need
Get a cake or two
Now it’s filling you

Come gnawing batter
Oy vey, you’re fatter
Your bite yearns matter
Oy vey, you’re fatter
Fatter

Fatter from suppers, you’re pushing waist strings
Twinkies you dine and gnashing ice creams
Blinded by meat, you glance a Ring Ding
Stuck in door frame, call fire rescue team
Fatter
Fatter
Stuck in door frame, call fire rescue team
Fatter
Fatter

Fritos, work the Lay’s
‘Nother you will crave
Life of breadth becoming clearer
Gain, nom on roll three
Ritual bakery
Chomp your breakfast, wanna’ dinner

Tasty food, will seek
S'mores are all you need
Get a cake or two
Now it’s filling you

Come gnawing batter
Oy vey, you’re fatter
Your bite yearns matter
Oy vey, you’re fatter
Fatter

Fatter from suppers, you’re pushing waist strings
Twinkies you dine and gnashing ice creams
Blinded by meat, you glance a Ring Ding
Stuck in door frame, call fire rescue team
Fatter
Fatter
Stuck in door frame, call fire rescue team
Fatter
Fatterrr
(Fatterrrr, faterrrrrrrr, fatterrrrrrr, faterrrrrrrrrrr…)


Fatter, fatter
Where’s ice creams that I’ve been after?
Fatter, fatter
You promised that with fries
Snackers, snackers
All I hear or see are snackers
Snackers, snackers
Snacking up my buys
(Pizza thief!)


Jell-O’s worth all that
Natural, have a snack
Just a lime without a reason
Never-ending graze
Jif on jumbo trays
Now you’re wide and out of Cheez Ums

Pie will occupy
Pie will help huge thighs
Pie will plunge through you
Now pie rule you, too

Come gnawing batter
Oy vey, you’re fatter
Your bite yearns matter
Oy vey, you’re fatter
Fatter

Fatter from suppers, you’re pushing waist strings
Twinkies you dine and gnashing ice creams
Blinded by meat, you glance a Ring Ding
Stuck in door frame, call fire rescue team
Fatter
Fatter
Stuck in door frame, call fire rescue team
Fatter
Fatter

(Nom nom nom nom)