I Can Rember Somethings
Who The Hell Is James Hetfield?
I'm Falling Of A Cliff Right Now
I Don't Recall Falling

Now That The War's Calling Me
I Said "Listen, Call Tom Hanks"
Ploping Away Is Too Much Fun
I'm Sleeping On A CatBox

Oh, My God! I Smell Like Cat S&*^
Oh, Please God, Get Help.

Why Should I Be Put Back In Hell?
It Would Suck, Like Applebees
People Don't Know Two Plus Two
Wait, That's Not In The Story

Goodness, I Feel Horny
Noone Is Here But Thyself
I Can Wait Till Tomorrow
Oh, My God, I Stink Like Ass

Oh,My God! I Smell Like Cat S%&(
Oh, Pease God, Get Help

Great, My Wallet's At The Market
Just F&^%ing Great
Oh My God! I Smell Like Cat S%^$
Oh Please God, Get Help

Retards
Has Taking My Frigde
All That I See
Doritos
Taking My Site
Taking My Toilet
Taking My Arms
It Sucks Now

Big Dudes
Has Taking My Couch
Taking My TV
Taking My Steriods
Taking My Cash
Taking My Life
Taking My Home

I Have To Live in The Baaaaaaaack!