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Song Parodies -> "Enter Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Santa"

Parody Written by:

Sour Kreme

The Lyrics

Write your list little one
don't forget, my son
to include a shotgun


What you want, little boy
Maybe a new toy
tell old Santa you want


sleep and then he will come in
put presents below the tree

exit life
enter gifts
Go to sleep
or your gifts, Santa will keep



Going to sleep’s hard tonight
Get the DVD
Of the old snow white



dreams of guns and little boys
dreams of dragon toys
and of things you can build

sleep and then he will come
put presents below the tree


exit life
enter gifts
go to sleep
or your gifts, santa will keep


now I lay me down to sleep
waste my time by counting sheep
if I die before I wake
won’t get gifts on xmas day



hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the reindeer on the roof
down the chimney with a poof


exit life
enter gifts
lump of coal


I wake up
I got coal
This is crap
Now I know that I’ve been bad

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Jonathan S. - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
At one point, I had an idea for using 'Enter Santa' for this same tune. I'm not wanting to sound mean...I'm just surprised someone came up with the same Idea.
Poop Pants - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I like the 'Enter Santa' idea too, and you picked a great 90's OS to work from! Good work!
Dylan Baranski - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Ho, Ho, Ho! Here's 555 presents for you, Sour Kreme! Actually, each year, I send a list to Santa that includes a lot of items, but he never gives me any of them. Some items from this list: AK-47 assault rifle, UZI 9mm, AH-64 Apache, T-55 tank, F-15C Eagle fighter jet, AC-130 gunship, Chevy Bison tractor-trailer (NOTE: GMC's equivalent to the Bison was the GMC General, and was more common than the BIson for some reason), fire extingusher, Nintendo Famicom (the Japanese equivalent to the NES), Colt .45 1911 A1, etc...
my name - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That was pretty funny :)

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