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Song Parodies -> "Hardware Store"

Original Song Title:

"Phantom Lord"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Hardware Store"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Sales are dropping through the years
High-quality tools are always near
You wanna get a flashlight now
Oh and a pair of pliers,wow!

Keep on moving forth,better than before
Nothing's out of hand,no chances to stand
Monkey wrenches,poles,axes,hack saws and bolts
Come get what you need at a hardware store

Garden hoses that go on
For miles and miles,nothing's wrong
Socket wrenches coming through
Ball-pen hammers just for you

Keep on moving forth,better than before
Nothing's out of hand,no chances to stand
Monkey wrenches,poles,axes,hack saws and bolts
Come get what you need at a hardware store

The gerbil feeders are on sale
This hardware store has never failed
Allen wrenches,toilet seats
Jumper cables can't be beat

Keep on moving forth,better than before
Nothing's out of hand,no chances to stand
Monkey wrenches,poles,axes,hack saws and bolts
Come get what you need at a hardware store
Get what you need,get inside this hardware store

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Red Ant - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
TSB, this is one of your best parodies ever. 555. If you write the next 1000 (congrats on that) like this, I think you will get a lot more feedback than you have been getting. .

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