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Song Parodies -> "Enter Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I made this spoof when I was hungry, usually I make sandwiches when that's going on, so here's a song based on that .
Savory, bread of wheat
Cheddar cheese coated meat
In between some lettuce

Surpassing burger king
Keep it onion free
Tilt the crust from the buns

Eat with mouth wide open
Chew with your mouth closed tight

Exit plate
Enter fate
Hungry man
Off to yummy yummy land

Submarine sandwiches
More than twelve inches
Best part is they're not light

Dreams of foods, like corn dogs
Dreams of chilidogs
But none of those I will bite

You make add some bacon
Make it taste out of sight

Exit dough
Enter no
Coming back
Off to the digestive track

Me: Wow this sandwich taste so neat
Hungry man: Now this sandwich I will eat
Me: Say the lord "I thank for thee"
Hungry man: Say the lord "I have to pee"
Me: If this sandwich ain't so great
Hungry man: If I forget to say grace
Me: I still have to clean Joel's plate
Hungry man: I still have to clean, HEY WAIT!

Chew hungry person, don't try to speak
You'll make your appetite more weak
It's just the mayo, and the bread
In the sandwich, in your head

Exclude lard
And mustard
Wich of sand

P B and J
Whopper J
Egg salad
Sandwiches will drive you mad

MMMMMMM!
Unless they're veggieburgers, but I eat those anyways, and they're okay (even though I still wonder what they make the meat off of)

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Olvan The Terrible - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe, very reminiscent of Weird Al's earlier food parodies. My favorite part is when you rhymed "corn dogs" and "chili dogs."
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Dagwood Bumstead would love this.
Max Power - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
David Wells might need this song.
Red Ant - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work here, Joel, on a song that has eluded me for a while - I have had a partially completed parody of Enter Sandman in my folder for over a year now. Jeez. Anyway, I'm going to grab a sandwich. 555.
Queen Sluggy - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great OS and great parody! 555
daniel - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
i may hate u but this is funny!
gay gay gay - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
that sucked
gay gay gay - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
just kidding, that was funny!555
Poop Pants - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this 90's OS very much, as well as the parody. It's funny.

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