Song Parodies -> Enter Sandwich
| Original Song Title: | "Enter Sandman" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enter Sandwich" |
| Parody Written by: | Joel Martinez |
I made this spoof when I was hungry, usually I make sandwiches when that's going on, so here's a song based on that .
Savory, bread of wheat
Cheddar cheese coated meat
In between some lettuce
Surpassing burger king
Keep it onion free
Tilt the crust from the buns
Eat with mouth wide open
Chew with your mouth closed tight
Exit plate
Enter fate
Hungry man
Off to yummy yummy land
Submarine sandwiches
More than twelve inches
Best part is they're not light
Dreams of foods, like corn dogs
Dreams of chilidogs
But none of those I will bite
You make add some bacon
Make it taste out of sight
Exit dough
Enter no
Coming back
Off to the digestive track
Me: Wow this sandwich taste so neat
Hungry man: Now this sandwich I will eat
Me: Say the lord "I thank for thee"
Hungry man: Say the lord "I have to pee"
Me: If this sandwich ain't so great
Hungry man: If I forget to say grace
Me: I still have to clean Joel's plate
Hungry man: I still have to clean, HEY WAIT!
Chew hungry person, don't try to speak
You'll make your appetite more weak
It's just the mayo, and the bread
In the sandwich, in your head
Exclude lard
And mustard
Wich of sand
P B and J
Whopper J
Egg salad
Sandwiches will drive you mad
MMMMMMM!
Cheddar cheese coated meat
In between some lettuce
Surpassing burger king
Keep it onion free
Tilt the crust from the buns
Eat with mouth wide open
Chew with your mouth closed tight
Exit plate
Enter fate
Hungry man
Off to yummy yummy land
Submarine sandwiches
More than twelve inches
Best part is they're not light
Dreams of foods, like corn dogs
Dreams of chilidogs
But none of those I will bite
You make add some bacon
Make it taste out of sight
Exit dough
Enter no
Coming back
Off to the digestive track
Me: Wow this sandwich taste so neat
Hungry man: Now this sandwich I will eat
Me: Say the lord "I thank for thee"
Hungry man: Say the lord "I have to pee"
Me: If this sandwich ain't so great
Hungry man: If I forget to say grace
Me: I still have to clean Joel's plate
Hungry man: I still have to clean, HEY WAIT!
Chew hungry person, don't try to speak
You'll make your appetite more weak
It's just the mayo, and the bread
In the sandwich, in your head
Exclude lard
And mustard
Wich of sand
P B and J
Whopper J
Egg salad
Sandwiches will drive you mad
MMMMMMM!
Unless they're veggieburgers, but I eat those anyways, and they're okay (even though I still wonder what they make the meat off of)
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Hehehe, very reminiscent of Weird Al's earlier food parodies. My favorite part is when you rhymed "corn dogs" and "chili dogs."
Dagwood Bumstead would love this.
David Wells might need this song.
Great work here, Joel, on a song that has eluded me for a while - I have had a partially completed parody of Enter Sandman in my folder for over a year now. Jeez. Anyway, I'm going to grab a sandwich. 555.
Great OS and great parody! 555
i may hate u but this is funny!
that sucked
just kidding, that was funny!555
I like this 90's OS very much, as well as the parody. It's funny.
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