End of puppet plays, bumbling away
I'm your source of self-amusement
Hands that jump with fun, moving little one
Working in the puppet playground
Move me you will see
String is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm pulling you

Come bouncing faster
Obey your master
Your legs run faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Turning your head and tapping your feet
Guided by me, you can dance and sing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear your sing
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll fix your seam
Master
Master

Needlework the way, making puppets play
Life of socks becoming clearer
Play monopoly, my puppet and me
Test your talent in the mirror
Watch me you will see
String is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm playing you

Come bouncing faster
Obey your master
Your arms wave faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your head and working your seams
Guided by me, you can fly and fling
Just call my name, 'cause I'll give you wings
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I have the dream
Master
Master

Master, master, where's the dreams that I've been after ?
Master, master, "I'm a real boy"
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughter made of joy

Fur is worth all that, fabric habitat
Just a face without an eyebrow
Neverending gaze, drift on floppy legs
Now your legs are out of rhythm, I will occupy
I will help you smile, I will run for you
Now I'm furry too
Come bumbling faster
Obey your master
Your legs run faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your head and working your seams
Guided by me, you can fly and fling
Just call my name, 'cause I'll give you wings
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I have the dream
Master
Master