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Song Parodies -> "Fish Aquarium"

Original Song Title:

"Sanitarium"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Fish Aquarium"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dillon

The Lyrics

HAHA Me n some friends had nothing to do...so we made some parodies..and called ourselves...the turkish watermelons..haha... so here's the first!!!
The Turkish Watermelons
Fish Aquarium

Welcome to my house it's a thrill
Everyone leaves you can't sit still
Got no clothes can't seem to change
I'm just hygienically deranged

Wear the same thing every night
I see my room it's full of mites
No back door no cool guitar
Won't even think about a car

Stay my friend and you will see
That dirt is my reality
Sixty-two cents is my weeks wage
And instead of pot I smoke sage

Fish aquarium, please clean me
Fish aquarium, please I need cologne

Don't even try to go downstairs
There s many mutated things down there
Can't shave my face it's a shame
At least I can't clog my drain

I'm so dirty you can't see my hands
Won't be long till they take my land
Keep it clean maybe it'll sell
Tried it once didn't go so well

No more canned food it's a sin
Soon I'll be eating from garbage bins
People get a fright, they run like hell
I'm not sure why, maybe it's the smell

Fish aquarium please clean me
Fish aquarium please I need cologne
Fish aquarium please I need cologne

Viruses getting strong
Landlord getting restless now
Bacteria in the air
I got a gas mask for you
Mirrors covered in tar
Clean, it's such a scary word
Sad I cannot pay
My mortgage yet again
HAHA i love it...can't get tired of it...please leave some comments...advice, praise....whatever floats your boat!

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Red Ant - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Aaron.
Agimorfee - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS (don't know the original song) but I must admit I liked this, in its twisted way. Sounds like the kind of song Kurt Cobain would have written if he turned out homeless but still had a sense of humor.
Lacey - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hahaha, this is beyond hilarious. You have a genius mind Aaron Dillon. :P
Matteo13 - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Man I remember writing this with you. haha man i'm in stitches
littleDustBunny - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . there is something about this . . . it appeals to something . . . rather unbalanced ?!?? So this ~French Maid~ will be over to do a little dusting, Sir ?!?

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