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Song Parodies -> "Stop The Streakers!"

Original Song Title:

"Ride The Lightning"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Stop The Streakers!"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Party tonight
But something isn't right
I sense a disturbance in the Force
Three naked guys
Go streaking by surprise
I think I just went blind, of course
Who talked my boss into
Exposing all his skin?

Flash before my eyes
Streakers running by
Burned into my brain
Their image will remain

When things settle down
More streakers come around
They stop where everyone can see
Don't watch them dance
Can't break the awful trance
They fling their underwear at me
What would my grandma say
About that nude display?

Flash before my eyes
Streakers running by
Disturbing to my brain
Their image will remain

Someone stop them
Oh please God stop them!
They're tryin' to throw their clothes away
This has gone too far

(guitar solo)

Someone stop them
Oh please God stop them!
Let's end this streaking sorcery
But I don't know how

Oh what's the use
Can't find a good excuse
To miss out all the streaking fun
I start my streak
And I hear gasps and shrieks
There must be terror in my run
My goodness it's cold in here
Because it's shrinking up!!

Flash before my eyes
Streakers passing by
Should have never came
I feel so ashamed
From Scrawny Johnny's 3rd album- "Sharkbait" Check out Red Ant's Metallica streaking parodies. He's doing a streaking parody for every song on Kill 'Em All.

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Red Ant - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
The streaking anti-parody! And to think that one day ( if not now ) that this'll be applicable to me! Although the syllable count is off here and there in the chorus I can still sing this easily over TOS because of the carried syllables. Good one SJ.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I bet this parody started with the line "Flash before my eyes", it's such an obvious take now that it's obvious and all hung out to see.
Scrawny Johnny - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You are correct, Pete. It was that lyric that inspired the whole parody.
Big G - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"That's funny right there I don't care who you are" - Larry the Cable Guy
Metallicker - August 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfect!

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