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Song Parodies -> "Fight Doris With Doris"

Original Song Title:

"Fight Fire With Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Fight Doris With Doris"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Can Doris Roberts should go against Doris Day?
So what if they fight Doris Troy anyway?

What a "trudge match" in this awful land
The two should fight like a grown man

Fight Doris with Doris
Roberts is near
Fight Doris with Doris
D-Day is here
Who will win?

Time for a battle,don't fight like a frog
Tribulation offense,fight like a bulldog

Fight Doris with Doris
Roberts is near
Fight Doris with Doris
D-Day is here
Who will win?

Which Doris will win? Roberts or Day?
Their fans won't confuse,who cares anyway?

Fight Doris with Doris
Roberts is near
Fight Doris with Doris
D-Day is here
Who will win?

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan C. - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd pay money to see that.
Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Doris Troy is dead, and Doris Day is so old that Doris Roberts could take her without breathing hard. If she were a pro wrestler, maybe they could call her Doris the Spider.

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