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Song Parodies -> "Need a Light"

Original Song Title:

"Hit the Lights"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Need a Light"

Parody Written by:

ironman

The Lyrics

In honor of the ACS's Great American Smokeout today, I figure I might as well write this parody.
No life for Heather.
Gotta smoke a pack tonight.
Have a nicotine fit.
She's gotta fight for her life.
Well, alright, yeah.
When you start to smoke
you never want to stop again.

Need a light
Need a light
Need a light

Well, it's on your brain.
Might as well chain away.
With prices higher,
you've whored yourself away.
The only way, yeah.
When you start to smoke
you never want to stop again.

Need a light
Need a light
Need a light

With all out wheezing
your lungs are filled with pain.
Can't scream or holler,
you're coughing? That's so lame.
It's very lame, yeah.
When you start to smoke
you never want to stop again.

Need a light
Need a light
Need a light

"I just gotta have another cigarette. Hack, cough, wheeze."
This is my first parody, and it kind of sucks. Tell me your opinions.

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Slam Bigelow - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You think your song was good well check for Four Horsemen parody my stinky underwear they ride they gonna smell all night.

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