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Song Parodies -> "Cafeteria"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Cafeteria"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Welcome to where food is stale
No one leaves and our skin is pale
Menu's full never seems to change
But we're all starvingly deranged

Eat the same crap everyday
I wish for freedom when I pray
No fresh milk, no Grade-A meat
No talking when we take our seat

Believe me friend or you will see
This nightmare is reality
They feed us rats and monkey heads
Can't they see it's why our brains are dead?

Cafeteria...
Stay away...
Cafeteria...
Just pack me a lunch...

Build my fear of what cooks in there
And do not breathe the kitchen air
Great long line, I must refrain
From going utterly insane

They smite our heads with giant whips
If we spill our tray because we slipped
Keep us chained and make us eat
I will not suffer from defeat

No more will they contain me
Listen, darn it...I'll be free
They see me run, slick as gravy
But I can't outrun those lunch-ladies

Cafeteria...
Stay away...
Cafeteria...
Just pack me a lunch...
Cafeteria...
Just pack me a lunch!!

(guitar solo)

Fear of lunchbell ring
Students getting restless now
Opossum in the air
Caught him here last night

The bread feels rock hard
Cardboard is a substitute
It's the only thing
That slightly has a taste

(music until end)
From Scrawny Johnny's 2nd album- "Master of Grilling"

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MET-MAN - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
THAT IS SOOO GREAT YOU KNOW YOUR METALLICA MAN
Red Ant - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent SJ 555 no more needs to be said in this.
ty METALLICA FAN - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
just.... great... no words lol this is the best Metallica parody i have EVER seen :) keep it up man

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