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Song Parodies -> "The King Sean Hannity"

Original Song Title:

"The Thing that Should not be"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"The King Sean Hannity"

Parody Written by:

Big G

The Lyrics

Technicly Hannity is #2 on the talk radio network, but...
Messenger on the right
Lefts deception tears and lies

Democrates all watch the TV
Pray for Colmes' victory

Peerless host
Sean Hannity
he listens
lurking in New York C

Smart Old Dude
Got a wife and kids
He readies
Ruler of the radio is rising

Hey Liberal
He knows what lies you tell

Powerful radio above ground
Right has summoned
wonderful sound

Out from New York once posesed
By the lawyers
Living Left
Peerless host
Sean Hannity
he listens
lurking in New York C

Smart Old Dude
Got a wife and kids
He readies
Ruler of the radio is rising

Not dead is the will of the right
listen up the left's age is by

Take away insanity
Face the King Sean Hannity

Peerless host
Sean Hannity
he listens
lurking in New York C

Smart Old Dude
Got a wife and kids
He readies
Ruler of the radio is rising
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Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Sean Hannity is a liar and a loser who is going to wake up in great gastric distress on November 3. Repeat after me, Sean: "President Kerry."
Mr. Bush - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I am the new president you dumb liberial. It is past nov.3 a J kerry isn't the president i am dummy
Matthew from Washington State - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hannity is not one to defend or praise. But considering "technically" and "possess" were spelled wrong in the song lyrics section --- and another Hannity supporter mispelled "liberal" in the comments section, I suppose I should not be surprised. Do you even know why you hate "liberals" ? What does it mean to be a liberal? I am willing to hear your argument. That is what liberal is. I have an open mind and I try every day to understand people that have opinions like yours. However, I find it consistently near impossible to have a productive conversation with people who are on the right of the political spectrum. What is more important than Hannity's opinions is a wide variety of information sources. I read papers and books. Local papers, national papers --- even the Project for the New American Century's mission statement. Have you ever heard of the Project for the New American Century? It was co-authored by William Kristol. Do you know him? He's on your side, and guess what? He's actually really smart. You should check out the world-dominating, hegemonic and selfish future he has been planning for our country's future. Despite our power and dominance in the world, if our leaders continue to follow the plans of people like William Kristol --- and our public continues to be distracted by shouting shock-jocks like Sean Hannity, our country is headed right for the sh*tter. Honestly. Nothing is so easy that you can just throw some name-calling around to make it all better. Especially not running a huge and wealthy country like ours. If we lose all our friends in the world, what will we have? Enemies. I prefer to be more friendly. I dare say, more Christian, too. There is nothing Christian about war. Are these the attributes of liberalism? If they are, I am proud to be a liberal. Please think for yourself and don't fall prey to the boob tube's echo chamber. It'll take a little homework and reading, but it is worth it. We need you to help our country. Thank you everybody. Sincerely, Matthew
Big G - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Been awhile since I posted because I haven't been here lately, but a liberal is someone who takes liberal POV such as pro-choice or anti-gun. I can't spell that's my weakness. Sean Hannity is not a shock jock Howard Stern is. War is unchristain but it is needed at times. I get the feeling Kristol may be a radical right winger. I have the same problems talking with liberals you do with conservitives. And thats about it thanks for posting.

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