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Song Parodies -> "Audit"

Original Song Title:

"One"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Audit"

Parody Written by:

Big G

The Lyrics

I can't deduct anything
can't tell if this is ture or sceam
deep inside my deductions scream
this terrible auditior stops me

now that FICA is through with me
I waking up with no money
there's not much credit left in me
nothing is real but bankruptcy now

Hold breath as I
Write the check
oh please God
don't bounce

back at the box it seems too real
out goes money I must deal
but can't find a way to spend it
on anything that I want
feeding these goverment agencies
with all my hard earned money
in comes a collection agency
cut these credit cards up now

Hold my breath as I
write the check
oh please God
Don't bounce

Now that my cash is gone I'm getting auditted
Hold my breath as I write
the check
oh plese God
Don't bounce

IRS

imprisioning me
all my money
gone to the goverment
I cannot pay
can't find receipts
off to a prison cell

Repo men

have taken my House
Taken my car
taken my TV
taken my boat
taken my pool
taken my dog
left me with life in Jail
Tell me what you think in the comments pages guys, this was kinda sponantious.

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Agrimorfee - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL funny, buddy! But what was the second line supposed to read as? It don't make sense. Giving you 5's for the "Spontaneiety", but it does pay to proofread. :)
Know 1 can hear you dream on a very short visit - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This oneīs nov in my "Wow, why didnīt I come up with that parody idea" for this song. :-)
Big G - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
An update I meant the second line to say Can' t tell if this is ture or Scheme I can't spell...

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