Song Parodies -> Fattened
| Original Song Title: | "Blackened" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fattened" |
| Parody Written by: | Razor03 |
Fattened is the end,
Burgers it will send,
Eating all you see,
Can't get fatter than me.
Food of Mother Earth,
Gaining wider girth,
Thinness is at end,
Never will it mend.
Never!
Food!
To begin eating out at BK!
Fattened is today!
To begin eating out at BK,
Make all customers Fattened!
All the food on Earth,
So fat you could give birth,
Deadly bacon fat,
You just ate all that.
All the frozen meat,
Nothing left to eat,
Thinning like before,
Eating nevermore.
Never!
Food!
To begin eating out at BK!
Fattened is today!
To begin eating out at BK,
Make all customers Fattened!
Fattened!
McDonalds! Burger King! KFC! Fatty Foods!
Pizza Hut! Take Away! Indian! Then You Die!
Fattest person,
Eating up,
He needs no knife!
Fish And Chips! Bacon Buttys! Pork Sausages! All That Food!
High-Fat Fry-Ups! Walkers Crisps! Chocolate Biscuits! Sweets And Cakes!
See our thinness,
Put to death,
See our thinness die......
Jump and run and play,
Your breath taken away,
Millions of your pounds,
Covering the ground.
Fattening in vain,
No food remains,
Eating all your crops,
Never will he stop.
Never!
Food!
To begin eating out at BK!
Fattened is today!
To begin eating out at BK,
Make all customers Fattened!
Fattened!
Burgers it will send,
Eating all you see,
Can't get fatter than me.
Food of Mother Earth,
Gaining wider girth,
Thinness is at end,
Never will it mend.
Never!
Food!
To begin eating out at BK!
Fattened is today!
To begin eating out at BK,
Make all customers Fattened!
All the food on Earth,
So fat you could give birth,
Deadly bacon fat,
You just ate all that.
All the frozen meat,
Nothing left to eat,
Thinning like before,
Eating nevermore.
Never!
Food!
To begin eating out at BK!
Fattened is today!
To begin eating out at BK,
Make all customers Fattened!
Fattened!
McDonalds! Burger King! KFC! Fatty Foods!
Pizza Hut! Take Away! Indian! Then You Die!
Fattest person,
Eating up,
He needs no knife!
Fish And Chips! Bacon Buttys! Pork Sausages! All That Food!
High-Fat Fry-Ups! Walkers Crisps! Chocolate Biscuits! Sweets And Cakes!
See our thinness,
Put to death,
See our thinness die......
Jump and run and play,
Your breath taken away,
Millions of your pounds,
Covering the ground.
Fattening in vain,
No food remains,
Eating all your crops,
Never will he stop.
Never!
Food!
To begin eating out at BK!
Fattened is today!
To begin eating out at BK,
Make all customers Fattened!
Fattened!
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Well done. This is funny while not attacking the greatness that is Metallica!
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