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Song Parodies -> "Barry White"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Barry White"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I wanted to make fun of Barry White because he only sings about love.
He writes love songs one by one
Don't forget, my son
He loves everyone

Sucks you in, with his deep low voice, he sucks you in
Singing about love all the time should be a sin
Talk about love, and he comes

Makes you sleep without your eyes open
Gripping your pillow tight

Barry White
He's a fright
He should get a rock band
Or he's off to Gone Forever Land

Something's wrong with Barry White
Love songs, deep voice, it just ain't right
And they are all by Barry White

Songs of love, songs with lyres
Someone should get Barry fired
And of things that Barry White would write

Makes you sleep without your eyes open
Gripping your pillow tight

Barry White
He's a fright
He should get a rock band
Or he's off to Gone Forever Land

Now he lays me down to sleep
Pray the lord his voice isn't too deep
Of all love songs, barry takes the cake
Arby's money is what he loves to take

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Some people flip Barry the bird
He sounds like the beasts under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Barry White
He's a fright
He should get a rock band

Barry White
He's a fright
He should get a rock band
Or he's off to Gone Forever Land

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 16

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