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Song Parodies -> "For Whom The Sleigh Flies"

Original Song Title:

"For Whom The Bell Tolls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"For Whom The Sleigh Flies"

Parody Written by:

Rick DeMar a.k.a. NR417

The Lyrics

Who would have guessed that Christmas Cheer could be found within the words of Metallica classics? Enjoy! :-)
Makes his way through the clouds night of Christmas Eve
Old and fat, suit of red!
Shouting "On Prancer, on Dancer, pull my sleigh!"
"Bring my toys to girls and boys, yeah, for Christmas Day!"
Who's been naughty, who's been nice, only Santa Knows
Who gets toys, who gets coal!
On he flies through the night spreading warmth and cheer
Fat ol' man only works just one day a year!

For whom the sleigh flies
Reindeer push on!
For whom the sleigh flies

Take a look to the sky, did you see that glow?
Rudolf's nose shining bright!
What's that blip on the screens down at JFK?
Just St. Nick on his way 'cross the USA
Stranger things fly the skies down in Mexico
Santa's cool, we don't mind!
Leave some cookies and some milk on a little tray
They'll be gone when you get up, yeah, on Christmas Day!

For whom the sleigh flies
Reindeer push on!
For whom the sleigh flies!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Floyd's Garage - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job. Don't expect too many votes though. Seems old Metallica songs are fodder here. I know. If you get a chance, check out my 'Anna Nicole Smith' I did with this very song.
Sara - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great being that I love Metallica and I love Christmas. For Whom the Bell Tollsa happens to be one of my fravourite songs be them too. Great job!
Big G - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad my friend, you got the hardest part down pat, Pacing.

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