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Song Parodies -> "Exit Badman (Farewell to Michael Jackson)"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Exit Badman (Farewell to Michael Jackson)"

Parody Written by:

Bubba

The Lyrics

Say your prayers, Michael dear
Do not shed a tear
There is no one to hear

Slept with kids in your nest
Those you did molest
Now you're under arrest

Your life will be open
Bringing your past to light

Face is white
He's a fright
Cuff his hands
The cops are searching Neverland

Read his rights, set the bail
Take the mug shot, pale
(Is it female, or male?)

You were once King of Pop
But now that's all stopped
And the gavel, it drops

Keep your options open
You'll be in jail tonight

Face is white
He's a fright
Take the stand
Far away from Neverland

Now I know that he's a creep
They won't let him get much sleep
Yes, his face they'll have to break
Even though his nose is fake

Hush little Michael, best stay alert
And don't forget those boys you hurt
It's just your cellmate in your bed
He'll be hurting you instead

Face is white
He's a fright
Make amends

Face is white
He's a fright
Take his land
Auction off his Neverland

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Know 1 can hear you dream - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
"Is IT female, or male" was a bit mean, maybe too mean, but other than that I liked this one. Clever use of the theme in the original.
James L - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Very brilliant parody. Way to take advantage of the current headlines.
Adam - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Parody, He does sleep with boys, but it hasn't been proven that he touched them in bed, we'll see what comes out in the trial.
Scrawny Johnny - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww...I was going to write a Michael Jackson parody to this song, but I discovered a much better one than the simple lyrics in my head! Great job, I liked it!
Bob The Builder - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Niiiice parody i love metallica and still thought that was real funny ahhhh good stuff
anielda - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
all 5's very well done. kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KintarosTiger - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Never go to Neverland. Great stuff dude.

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