Song Parodies -> Exit Badman (Farewell to Michael Jackson)
| Original Song Title: | "Enter Sandman" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Exit Badman (Farewell to Michael Jackson)" |
| Parody Written by: | Bubba |
Say your prayers, Michael dear
Do not shed a tear
There is no one to hear
Slept with kids in your nest
Those you did molest
Now you're under arrest
Your life will be open
Bringing your past to light
Face is white
He's a fright
Cuff his hands
The cops are searching Neverland
Read his rights, set the bail
Take the mug shot, pale
(Is it female, or male?)
You were once King of Pop
But now that's all stopped
And the gavel, it drops
Keep your options open
You'll be in jail tonight
Face is white
He's a fright
Take the stand
Far away from Neverland
Now I know that he's a creep
They won't let him get much sleep
Yes, his face they'll have to break
Even though his nose is fake
Hush little Michael, best stay alert
And don't forget those boys you hurt
It's just your cellmate in your bed
He'll be hurting you instead
Face is white
He's a fright
Make amends
Face is white
He's a fright
Take his land
Auction off his Neverland
Do not shed a tear
There is no one to hear
Slept with kids in your nest
Those you did molest
Now you're under arrest
Your life will be open
Bringing your past to light
Face is white
He's a fright
Cuff his hands
The cops are searching Neverland
Read his rights, set the bail
Take the mug shot, pale
(Is it female, or male?)
You were once King of Pop
But now that's all stopped
And the gavel, it drops
Keep your options open
You'll be in jail tonight
Face is white
He's a fright
Take the stand
Far away from Neverland
Now I know that he's a creep
They won't let him get much sleep
Yes, his face they'll have to break
Even though his nose is fake
Hush little Michael, best stay alert
And don't forget those boys you hurt
It's just your cellmate in your bed
He'll be hurting you instead
Face is white
He's a fright
Make amends
Face is white
He's a fright
Take his land
Auction off his Neverland
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"Is IT female, or male" was a bit mean, maybe too mean, but other than that I liked this one. Clever use of the theme in the original.
Very brilliant parody. Way to take advantage of the current headlines.
Nice Parody, He does sleep with boys, but it hasn't been proven that he touched them in bed, we'll see what comes out in the trial.
Aww...I was going to write a Michael Jackson parody to this song, but I discovered a much better one than the simple lyrics in my head! Great job, I liked it!
Niiiice parody i love metallica and still thought that was real funny ahhhh good stuff
all 5's very well done. kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never go to Neverland. Great stuff dude.
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