Song Parodies -> Blaster Of Muppets
| Original Song Title: | "Master Of Puppets" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blaster Of Muppets" |
| Parody Written by: | Jimmy J. & Phil Alexander |
Phil & I have been working ont his one for a couple of months now, so it'd better do good. It's a sequel to Phil's parody, "Piggy, Miss Piggy." It's about Kermit going berserk and blowing up all the other muppets to shreds. Enjoy!
End of this fun day, crumbling away
Kermit, source of mass-destruction
Frog's gone postal, he's firing RPG's
Needling through your seams' construction
Look at me you will see
A froggy killing spree
You're educated to
How I'm killing you
Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster
Blaster
Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out, ripping your seams
Rended by me, you see split linings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Needlework in shreds, and dismembered heads
See this frog became manic
Kermit's scary Crazy Hairy
Blow up Gonzo then you'll panic
Look at me you will see
Frog on a killing spree
You're educated to
How I'm killing you
Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster
Blaster
Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out and ripping your seams
Torn apart by me you can't see a linings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Kermit, Kermit, did you really have to shoot her
Kermit, Kermit - are you counting hits?
Scooter, Scooter - here's dismembered Scooter
Scooter, Scooter, now he's all in bits
Zoot and Dr Teeth now both lie beneath
Some bits of Sergeant Floyd Pepper
Know now I don't care fuzzy Fozzy Bear
Now is fozzier than ever
Do not try and hide
Kermit's Muppicide
I will rend and shout
Knock your stuffing out
Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster
Blaster
Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out and ripping your seams
Torn apart by me you can't see a lining
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Kermit, source of mass-destruction
Frog's gone postal, he's firing RPG's
Needling through your seams' construction
Look at me you will see
A froggy killing spree
You're educated to
How I'm killing you
Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster
Blaster
Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out, ripping your seams
Rended by me, you see split linings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Needlework in shreds, and dismembered heads
See this frog became manic
Kermit's scary Crazy Hairy
Blow up Gonzo then you'll panic
Look at me you will see
Frog on a killing spree
You're educated to
How I'm killing you
Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster
Blaster
Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out and ripping your seams
Torn apart by me you can't see a linings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Kermit, Kermit, did you really have to shoot her
Kermit, Kermit - are you counting hits?
Scooter, Scooter - here's dismembered Scooter
Scooter, Scooter, now he's all in bits
Zoot and Dr Teeth now both lie beneath
Some bits of Sergeant Floyd Pepper
Know now I don't care fuzzy Fozzy Bear
Now is fozzier than ever
Do not try and hide
Kermit's Muppicide
I will rend and shout
Knock your stuffing out
Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster
Blaster
Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out and ripping your seams
Torn apart by me you can't see a lining
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
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That is one! One sick imagination you have! Ah-ah-ah!
Lol....nice one
Thanks, guys. We've worked on this a few months so I expected it to do okay, but I never thought it'd be this good.
You can't go wrong with a Metalica tune, nice work Men.
You know, Jimmy, when reading it through and only looking at the bits I didn't like, I wasn't all that happy with it - but I've just done a sing-through (and I use the word "sing" in its loosest context), and it's a lot better than I thought. Well done, us ;-)
Ahahahahaha!!! Muppicide! Take that, Fozzie!
Just as an aside - I tried a google search for the word "muppicide", and this was the only page that turned up... now, *there's* originality for you ;-)
HAHAHA great! Best MOP parody Ive heard yet!
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