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Song Parodies -> "Blaster Of Muppets"

Original Song Title:

"Master Of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Blaster Of Muppets"

Parody Written by:

Jimmy J. & Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Phil & I have been working ont his one for a couple of months now, so it'd better do good. It's a sequel to Phil's parody, "Piggy, Miss Piggy." It's about Kermit going berserk and blowing up all the other muppets to shreds. Enjoy!
End of this fun day, crumbling away
Kermit, source of mass-destruction
Frog's gone postal, he's firing RPG's
Needling through your seams' construction

Look at me you will see
A froggy killing spree
You're educated to
How I'm killing you

Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster

Blaster

Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out, ripping your seams
Rended by me, you see split linings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit

Needlework in shreds, and dismembered heads
See this frog became manic
Kermit's scary Crazy Hairy
Blow up Gonzo then you'll panic

Look at me you will see
Frog on a killing spree
You're educated to
How I'm killing you

Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster

Blaster

Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out and ripping your seams
Torn apart by me you can't see a linings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit

Kermit, Kermit, did you really have to shoot her
Kermit, Kermit - are you counting hits?
Scooter, Scooter - here's dismembered Scooter
Scooter, Scooter, now he's all in bits

Zoot and Dr Teeth now both lie beneath
Some bits of Sergeant Floyd Pepper
Know now I don't care fuzzy Fozzy Bear
Now is fozzier than ever

Do not try and hide
Kermit's Muppicide
I will rend and shout
Knock your stuffing out

Come sprawling faster
And face the blaster
Fabric burns faster
Embrace the blaster

Blaster

Blaster of Muppets I'm pulling your strings
Knocking your stuffing out and ripping your seams
Torn apart by me you can't see a lining
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Kermit
Kermit

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Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That is one! One sick imagination you have! Ah-ah-ah!
Billy Florio - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol....nice one
Jimmy J. - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. We've worked on this a few months so I expected it to do okay, but I never thought it'd be this good.
Wild Man - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You can't go wrong with a Metalica tune, nice work Men.
Phil Alexander - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You know, Jimmy, when reading it through and only looking at the bits I didn't like, I wasn't all that happy with it - but I've just done a sing-through (and I use the word "sing" in its loosest context), and it's a lot better than I thought. Well done, us ;-)
Wirecutter - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahahahahaha!!! Muppicide! Take that, Fozzie!
Phil - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Just as an aside - I tried a google search for the word "muppicide", and this was the only page that turned up... now, *there's* originality for you ;-)
I Am Aidan - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA great! Best MOP parody Ive heard yet!
^^ - May 26, 2009 - Report this comment
lmfao :D

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