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Song Parodies -> "Flattened"

Original Song Title:

"Blackened"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Flattened"

Parody Written by:

Diseased Minds

The Lyrics

Only read this song if you consider yourself demented in the mind. This is really gross, so if you have a weak stomach, or can't handle the gore, don't read this one, or you may blow chunks all over your self. We are the Diseased Minds!
In the street walks pussy cat,
After dark, and she is black,
And she's very, very fat,
She better watch her back!

Redneck hillbilly Gus,
Drives a Greyhound Bus,
Fur and metal meet,
The thumping rocks his seat!
Flattened!

Chorus:
Tire! Horrid force jams her guts in the tread,
Pussy cat is dead,
Brains splat out of her head,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.

Such a wretched kill,
Murder's such a thrill,
No more Fancy Feast,
She faced the steel beast,

Spread out in the street,
Intestines, heart and meat,
Like nuclear assault,
Part of the asphault,
Flattened!

Chorus:
Tire! Horrid force jams her guts in the tread,
Pussy cat is dead,
Brains splat out of her head,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.


Termination, Expiration, Declaration: "It's deceased".
Mutilation, Decapitation, Supplication: "Rest in peace".
Retched carcass, Withered life, Nine lives gone by.

Complication, Problication, Violation, DMV.
Decayed Kitty, Wasn't pretty, It smelled s****y, Dead pussy.
Watch your Precious put to death. See Fluffy die.

Children start to cry,
"Why did kitty die?"
Rex has no one left to chase,
There's a smile on Tweety's face.

Pigeons search for food,
Their eating style is crude,
Scavenging the dead,
Left nothing but her head.
Flattened.

Chorus:
Tire! Horrid force jams her guts in the tread,
Pussy cat is dead,
Brains splat out of her head,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.

Chorus 2:
Cat! Come the rain wash away all the stains,
Kitty stays the same,
And the stench forever remains,
Kitty has been flattened,
Flattened.
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Luke - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the best parody I've read so far. Excellent!
Deceoticon Bunghole - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
this parody is pretty funny i almost peed myself laughing

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