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Song Parodies -> "Tide And Whitening"

Original Song Title:

"Ride The Lightning"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Tide And Whitening"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Dirty laundry, just wash it till it's white
There's is too much bleach in my laundry
Socks in a pair, tee shirt covered in hair
Drawers were just clinging to me
Who made their jersey stained
I'll clean your shirts for you

Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name

Wait for the wash
To turn the knob of clean
It's the begenning of the wash
Sweaty drenched shirts
Belts tight enough to hurt
Listen as the laundry goes "splash"
My hands they pull out clothes
If they're still dirty, grab a hose

Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name

Someone wash them
Oh laundramat wash them
I am trying to clean them all today
I won't wash with tide, dry cleaning slow
The load will wash for hours
The final load of clothes I dry
How clean are they?, just get this over with
If this is clean, iron pressure apply
Wakened by the washer's "ding"
Done washing all the clothes now clean

Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name

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Sixx - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
it's good

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