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Song Parodies -> "Master of Flannel"

Original Song Title:

"Master of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Master of Flannel"

Parody Written by:

Chadd Woodall

The Lyrics

"End the working day!"
I yell out in dismay
As I'm sitting, sewing buttons,
Sewing there and here
Sewing front and rear
Leading to your shirt's construction
[Chorus:]
Sew and you will see
sewing's all you need
you're dedicated to
pulling needles through
start sewing faster
obey your Master
your seams are bastards
obey your Master
Master
Master of Flannel
I supply you with strings
Tearing your cloth
and ripping your seams
Bothered by me,
you can't sew a thing
sure sewing's lame
but nothing is free
Master,
Bastard,
If you are sick
You'd better be green
Master,
Bastard,
[End Chorus]
Needlework the way,
never you be late
lack of pay couldn't be clearer
Pain in fingers three
Sew monotony
At least with sheep I'm not a shearer
[Chorus]
Sew and you will see
sewing's all you need
you're dedicated to
pulling needles through
start sewing faster
obey your Master
your seams are bastards
obey your Master
Master
Master of Flannel
I supply you with strings
Tearing your cloth
and ripping your seams
Bothered by me,
you can't sew a thing
sure sewing's lame
but nothing is free
Master
Bastard
If you are sick
You'd better be green
Master
Bastard
[End Chorus]
Master,
Bastard,
Where's the thread that I've been after?
Master,
Bastard,
You told me the wrong size
Laughter,
Laughter,
As I sew I hear your laughter,
Laughing,
Bastard,
This place is a crime
Hell, I saw a rat
In this habitat
just a rodent with diseases
Never-ending daze,
Sewing on for days,
now your fashion's out of season.
[Chorus]
Sew and you will see
sewing's all you need
you're dedicated to
pulling needles through
start sewing faster
obey your Master
your seams are bastards
obey your Master
Master
Master of Flannel
I supply you with strings
Tearing your cloth
and ripping your seams
Bothered by me,
you can't sew a thing
sure sewing's lame
but nothing is free
Master
Bastard
If you are sick
You'd better be green
Master
Bastard
[End Chorus]
[Fade out with evil laughter].
[And sewing machine noises]

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