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Song Parodies -> "Napster Of Puppets"

Original Song Title:

"Master of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Napster Of Puppets"

Parody Written by:

Sam Dornan

The Lyrics

End of mp3s, and all the Napster screens
Now you see "connection interrupted"
Lawsuits that pump with fear, suing everyone near
Leading to your bankruption

Download one you'll see
More are all you need
Maybe you'll download two
Now we can sue you too

They keep downloading faster
Using Napster
You can burn CD's faster
We're suing Napster
Napster

Napster of puppets is stealing our things
Ripping songs and burning CD's
Without Napster you can't download a thing
Just sign a petition, but we won't see the thing
Napster
Napster
Just sign a petition, but we won't see the thing
Napster
Napster

Fans of olden days, they'll never betray
Even if our songs have gotten slower
As long as we're on MTV, you'll still buy CD's
Save your hate mail in a separate folder

Download one you'll see
More are all you need
Maybe you'll download two
Now we can sue you too

They keep downloading faster
Using Napster
You can burn CD's faster
We're sueing Napster
Napster

Napster of puppets is stealing our things
Ripping songs and burning CD's
Without Napster you can't download a thing
Just sign a petition, but we won't see the thing
Napster
Napster
Just sign a petition, but we won't see the thing
Napster
Napster

Napster, Napster, where's the downloads that I've been after?
Napster, Napster, promised many files
Laughter, laughter, all you hear from us is laughter
Laughter, laughter, rolling in all our cash

Your money isn't worth this, our new album is shit
Just some tracks people like teasin'
Neverending songs sit there on a log
No wonder our fan yell out "treason"

We will take your songs
We will take dsl
We will search under Metallica
Now we can sue you too

They keep downloading faster
Using Napster
You can burn CD's faster
We're sueing Napster
Napster

Napster of puppets is stealing our things
Ripping songs and burning CD's
Without Napster you can't download a thing
Just sign a petition, but we won't see the thing
Napster
Napster
Just sign a petition, but we won't see the thing
Napster
Napster

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 48

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