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Song Parodies -> "States Of Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow Stew"

Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"States Of Blue"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Something worth remembering whenever you hear some raving leftard foaming at the mouth about "war crimes" or comparing Bush to Hitler or making any other references to Nazis or genocide is that the overwhelming majority of today's non-Muslim anti-semites attending pro-Hezbollah and anti-Israel rallies are leftards. Leftards are so thoroughly evil that they'd betray anyone and commit any atrocity to indulge their hatred, just as the Nazis did. Indeed, their hatred is so strong that if they ever get their way, they will also emulate the Nazis in one final regard: they will bring destruction on themselves, and everyone around them.
There's a rash of crime in the cities,
All accounts are bleeding red;
The price of gas will just keep going up
Until our allies are dead;
When the Middle East wars are over and done,
And Hezbollah's dreams come true,
We'll all be watching D.C. blowing up,
And all of your States of Blue.

When the Muslims finish the slaughter,
And Israel is long gone;
When "tolerance" is taught in all our schools,
And Bush is sent to prison;
One of these days, when Coulter's shut up,
And the right wing censored too,
We'll all be watching D.C. blowing up,
And all of your States of Blue.

All you leftard fools in your States of Blue,
And the Red States' cities too!
We'll all be watching D.C. blowing up,
And all of your States of Blue.

Who cares if you guys are not happy?
Just think about what's in store:
Those things that you're doing that you shouldn't be doing,
You'll soon be doing no more!
If a Dhimmicrat goes through the White House door,
And does what he says he'll do,
We'll all be watching D.C. blowing up,
And all of your States of Blue.

All you leftard fools in your States of Blue,
And the Red States' cities too!
We'll all be watching D.C. blowing up,
And all of your States of Blue.

All you leftard fools in your States of Blue,
And the Red States' cities too!
We'll all be watching D.C. blowing up,
And all of your States of Blue.
The vast majority of leftards live in the cities (in both "Blue" and "Red" states), after all. For Islamic terrorists looking to kill as many men, women, and children in "The Great Satan" as possible, the cities are the only target worth attacking. That's why the 9/11 terrorists flew their planes into the World Trade Center towers in New York, and that's why, whenever Iran gets its nukes built, our cities, especially on the coasts, are sure to be among its first targets. Ironically, the only thing that keeps these leftards alive is the President they hate, the wars they hate, the military they hate, and the fellow citizens they hate. Whom hate controls, hate destroys.

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