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Song Parodies -> "The Naked Dance"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"The Naked Dance"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

Not intended to be about professional strippers..just some goofy fun
We can dance if we want to, leave your pants behind
Cause you don't need pants, and if you need pants then you're no friend of mine
I say we should go where we want to, our clothes that they will never find
And we look like we did when we came into this workld
As they all stare at our behinds
Goodbye to pants


We can dance if we want to, leave your shirts behind
Cause you don't need shirts, and if you need shirts then you're no friend of mine
I say we should go where we want to, our clothes that they will never find
And we look like we did when we came into this workld
As they all stare at our backside
And we can dance

Strip down!

And we can go when we want to, the trees are bare and so am I
And undress real neat form our heads toi our feet
And surprise 'em cause I weigh 3-0-5

I say we can strip if we want to, if we don't,. nobody will
And we can all be nude 'cause I think it's improved
And I can look like an imbecile
I say lose your pants, lose your pants, rebel against their control
We can dance, without pants, we're doing it heart & soul
We can dance, without pants, everybody take off your pants
We can dance., without pants, everybody just take the chance
Naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Ah yes, the naked dance

Nnnn-Aaaa-Kkkk-Eeee-Dddd
Naked Dance

Lopse your pants if you want to, tkae off yours and I'll lose mine
They say that we abuse it, but go ahead and lose it
You know they were too tight
We can dance if we want to, leave your pants behind
Cause you don't need pants, and if you need pants then you're no friend of mine
say lose your pants, lose your pants, rebel against their control
We can dance, without pants, we're doing it heart & soul
We can dance, without pants, everybody take off your pants
We can dance., without pants, everybody just take the chance
Oh well, the naked dance
Ah yes, the naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Oh well, the naked dance
Oh yes, the naked dance
Oh, the naked dance, yeah
Oh, it's the naked dance
It's the naked dance
Well, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance
Oh, it's the naked dance

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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mac - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Jared.
Johnny D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
My kind of parody, Jared.....and you may very well wonder if that's such a good thing! 555
Laurence Dunne - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Sheer naked passion, society's prudence exposed for all to see.
MrMacphisto - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody kicked some bare ass.... 5,5,5
Meriadoc - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyone wanna sponsor a naked AmIRight convention?
Johnny D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean you wear clothing while using the computer, Meriadoc? ;-D
Adagio - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer...your suggestion of a naked Amiright convention reminds me of our HS reunion. They hired a boat and had an optional libido deck on it (why does Johnny come to mind? lol)
The Thought Police - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What is this, "clothes"? Is it some sort of thing they do on the other side of the world?
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Another streaker I see... just remember to watch out for the... mosquitos. :-)
Jeff Reuben - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
The mispellings in the song (tkae) took away a bit while reading it.. Otherwise, it was just okay for me. It didn't suck, but didn't blow me away.
Adagio - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Good one.
Phil Alexander - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The naked truth? Some good lines (I was about to say "some outstanding points", but thought you'd get the wrong idea), but rather like Jeff, it didn't blow me away.
EmiLoca - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I hate to be redundant, but ditto. *confuses self* Still a very good parody all the same.
Claude Prez - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Wacky stuff, man. All songs about pants are funny, and this is no exception. Well done.
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Jared. I've always sung that line as "everybody take off your pants," so we're on the same wavelength here. One of my favorite bumper stickers: "If God had wanted us to be naked, we'd have been born that way."

Patagio: "Libido deck"? Heh heh.

And Merry: A naked Amiright convention? I just assumed that was the required dress code. I'll try to enforce it when Arwen and Ashkicksass come to town.
Adagio - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff...yea...libido deck...'Patagio: "Libido deck"? Heh heh. '

"Libido deck....babysitting provided" hehehe
Arwen - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff...why would you have to enforce anything? It's not like I wear anything but a flashing sandwich board the other 364 days of the year...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny in parts, like the 3-0-5 bit, but simple typos were distracting and I do a 'Red un-dance, see' by saying this didn't blow me away either. 4-4-4
John Jenkins - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That's quite an achievement, Jared. You wrote about being naked, but you still met the new amiright standards of propriety.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Meriadoc - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Restoring your single vote.... :-)
Peregrin - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was good but could have gone further, Jared.
2nz - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice concept, watch them extra letters. You must have big hands like me, and you know what they say about people with big hands... they have big socks, no wait that people with big feet. 4-4-5
ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
it's ok... trying to keep the 300 pound naken man image out of my head
PantsOff - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
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