If you see me falling to the floor
Run along, don't point at me no more
On bright days or on darkest nights
I fall a lot--my balance isn't right
I prefer not to break a bone
To avoid--paid health care in my home
Pre-mi--ums will soar sky high
Not insured--around a Slip 'n Slide

'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Just so clumsy--Ow!
Just hit a tree, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

I don't play golf, but often yell 'Fore!'
So its safe--when I open the door
Frisbee time, but I can't play
Ankle twist--in bed I'll have to stay
Done lots of harm, mostly to myself
But don't stand close, I can't guarantee your health
You see, I once maimed a childhood friend
She's still mad--her arm didn't mend

'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Just so clumsy--Ow!
Steer clear of me, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

I had some skates, but mom threw them away
I broke my whole body
And in the future psychics do see
Days filled with injury

Yeah!

---Instrumental---

(Who-oo-oo)
'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow! Really clumsy--Ow!
Warned not to ski, now! 'Cause I'm clumsy--Ow!

(Ahhhhh... oh no!)
I'm so clumsy--ow!

(Ahhhhh... cr-ash!)
Hard granite...hurts can't it?

(Ahhhhh... oh no!)
I'm so clumsy--ow!

(Ahhhhhh crash, boom, bang--waah waah waah...)