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Song Parodies -> "Toucan, That Beak, Wow"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now"

Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"Toucan, That Beak, Wow"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This was my other Halloween entry. Johnny D. and I both thought it was for the birds.
What is that thing in this weird pet store?
Looks like a bird- but so much more
Has a nose bigger than his ass
How does that neck support that giant mass?
How the hell did that damn thing grow?
Oy Vey! Like that Pinnochio
It's huge, he is far more blessed
Than Pete T.—or maybe Barbra S.

Toucan, that beak, wow!
Toucan, that beak, wow!
Toucan, that beak, wow!
Scare off the meek, now

When that bird walks, you can see he stoops
Thing like that just might sell Fruit Loops
I don't see --how he can fly
I were him—I wouldn't even try
And as for chicks, he should mail it in
Except perhaps, they might be as bad as him
Who buys that thing to keep as a pet?
The cats run, the dogs get upset

Toucan, that beak, wow!
Toucan, that beak, Wow!
Toucan, that beak, WOW!
Avian freak, now

Is it a joke Mother Nature has played?
How does it swallow food?
I think that poor creature should have sued
Such an unbalanced dude

Oh, Toucan, that beak, wow!
Oh, Toucan, that, Toucan that,
Haw, haw, haw......

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll be posting mine another day, Beakmaster. Good job here...but will you stop reading my mind already?
John Barry - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
All I can say on election day is: Whose cant will please now?
Jeff Reuben - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Not your best, but not bad, especially with a time constraint
MasonR - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the Fruit Loops line. 5's!

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