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Song Parodies -> "Two Are Eighteen Now"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"Two Are Eighteen Now"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

As explained in the messageboard, I wrote this the night the Halloween contest message came up, and submitted way too early. Some things you have to wait for, like the subjects of this parody.
Who cannot be minors any more?
Hey, hey those kids are quite a score
I used to watch them late at night
I'd fantasize, but it just wasn't right
They're all grown up and they're legal now
Now today, one look and "Holy Cow!"
Someday, gonna make them mine
Olsen twins-they're looking mighty fine

Two are eighteen now
They're both eighteen now
Rolling in green now
Tight in their jeans now

Who can it be in the magazines
It looks like-it is those double teens
We now cheer they've grown this old
I can't wait, until the centerfold
They've made some films that I could not stand
But I might buy if they make the three-X brand
I'm glad to see that long childhood end
Here they come, out to reel in men

Two are eighteen now
They're both eighteen now
Rolling in green now
One's looking lean now

Is it my fault that they blow me away?
Why do they torture me?
It's not just "Full House" that I can see
It's also fantasy

Oh, Two are eighteen now!
Oh, Can't stand it, Can't stand it
Yeah yeah yeah
Hubba hubba


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Johnny D - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, pretty funny, you randy boy!
John Barry - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Pubescent teens now.
Jeff Reuben - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Definitely the better of the two, this was pretty funny!
Airfarcewon - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
good fit..topical..humorous..5's
alvin rhodes - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
also their combined !Q.....nice job...5s
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm back for a second helping. Still 'drooling in streams now'. 5s
Righty - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude... You're creeping me out.
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it, RAD, despite the icky pedophiliac overtones. (I haven't thought about 18-year-olds in, like, MONTHS.)

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