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Song Parodies -> "Stop Laughing Cos I Am Cross-eyed"

Original Song Title:

"Aint Nothing Gonna Break My Stride"

Original Performer:

Matthew Wilder

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Laughing Cos I Am Cross-eyed"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

This could happen to you
Last night I heard the strangest scream
I turned around and saw ya
It was gloomy the light was minor
And you said that you don’t want to look at me
I just wanted to console you
Please don’t touch me
I saw it

Stop laughing cos I am crossed eyed
My eyes are pointing north and south, Oh no
Oh wont you please stop staring
Stop laughing cos I am crossed eyed
I’m gawky and I can’t look down
Bollocks, I’ cannot even see straight


You on a down you went to spec savers
Laughing was Nagasaki
You were all dressed in Khaki
You got real mad you then kicked his ass
What are you doing with petroleum gas?
And you said

Was laughing at my big crossed eyes
I’m Gonna burn spec savers down, yes whoa
A shop that’s soon exploding
Stop laughing at my crossed eyes
I’m gawky and I can’t look down
So now, spec savers just exploded

Never get another girl like you, get so worked up
Never get another girl like you, really messed up
If I get an angry girl like you, I’ll avoid her
Never want another girl like you, Its too late
Noooooo
Never laugh at a girl cross-eyed
She’s a girl that can knock you out
Mind you, she might just swing and miss hit
Never laugh at a girl cross-eyed
One did and now he’s not around
My god spec savers is a real mess

Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
My eyes are pointing north and south, Oh no
Advise you to stop staring
Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
One did and now he’s not around
Say now, lets try a ritual burning

Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
My eyes are pointing north and south, Oh no
Advise you to stop staring
Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
One did and now he’s not around
Say now, lets try a ritual burning

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Song title cop - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey man, I think this parody is good and all, but TOS is called "Break My Stride."
Gari J - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I typed all the title in to show how the title lyric looked "make it eye catching" by the looks of it no one seemed to find it. LOL Hey my 71st parody man did'nt think I wrote that many

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