Song Parodies -> Bruce Lee

Original Song Title:

"Kayleigh"

Original Performer:

Marillion

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bruce Lee"

Parody Written by:

Jakko Wakko

Do you remember,
Punching that guy up against a wall,
Do you remember,
Kicking his henchmen straight in the balls,
Do you remember,
Topless and you couldn't see a hair,
Do you remember,
In the bar throwing bottles and chairs;

BRIDGE:
By the way,
He never meant to break your arm,
Please excuse him,
He never meant to break your arm,
He's sorry,
He never meant to break your arm,
But you broke his;

Bruce Lee,
Standing wobbling like a jelly,
And Bruce Lee kung fu fighting in downtown Shanghai,
He just carried on a-punching,
He'd have you coughing up bloody phlemn;
Bruce Lee,
Oh how I really miss you,
And Bruce Lee it's so sad how you popped your clogs,
But kung fu it lasts forever,
Why did you come to a bitter end;

GUITAR SOLO

Do you remember,
Barefoot and bare chested he was hard,
Do you remember,
That fight with the gangster in the bar,
Do you remember,
Downtown Hong Kong city in the snow,
Do you remember,
Oh god why the hell did he have to go;

BRIDGE

Bruce Lee,
Why did you wobble like jelly,
Hey Bruce Lee why did you wobble during a fight,
I really loved you in Unleash the Dragon,
I wanna be a street fighter man,
Bruce Lee,
Forest, Marshall and Fei Long,
Bruce Lee they got a direct influence from you,
Maybe I could be a kung fu fighter,
I'm just kung fu movie watching man.
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