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Song Parodies -> "Britney Don't Cry"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Britney Don't Cry"

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The Lyrics

Remember when Britney and Madonna kissed at the MTV awards or something like that? Well, this song is about Madonna telling Britney she's met a guy and doesn't want to have a lesbian relationship with her anymore. :)
Britney I know you're gonna be upset
Cause I was always your lover girl
But you should know by now
That I'm not a lezzie
All we had was that one song
You need some help, Britney, please be strong
You know I'm straight at heart and I know what I'm sayin'
The one you warned me all about
The one you said I could do without
We are really in love, and I don't mean maybe

Britney don't cry
I'm in love so deep
Britney don't cry
I've been losin sleep
But I've made up my mind
I'm keepin' my boyfriend
I'm gonna keep my boyfriend

He said that he's gonna marry me
And we can raise a little family
I know we'll be all right
It's a sacrafice
And my friends keep telling me to let you be
Sayin' I need a guy to give it to me
Well it turns out that that was good advice


Britney Britney if you could only see
Just how good he's been screwin' me
You'd give us your blessing right now
Cause we are in love
We are in love


Oh, I'm gonna keep my boyfriend
I've stopped lovin' you Britney
I know, I'm keeping my boyfriend

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The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! I was confused about the title, HAHAHA! Oh, that was great, 5-5-5
2Eagle - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That may be her latest thing, but what will she do next?

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