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Song Parodies -> "Lionel Mertens"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Lionel Mertens"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I dedicate this parody...
To myself I'm staying true
Heaven knows you're good to me
Lionel I love you

You can see all of me
We share laughs, and take baths and poop
But I'm grateful still
Yes I'm grateful still
Linus I'm moved

{Chorus:}

Lionel Mertens
We've shared some very good times
Lionel Mertens
Let your thoughts bleed
Into mine

Have to give you lots of praise, boy
For years to come and passed
Been sharing the best with you
We've had ourselves a blast

Shave your beard in my mirror
Hear me snore, yeah I change your drawers
Oh what blunder wear
Yeah, what blunder wear
What is mine is yours

{Alternate Chorus:}

Lionel Mertens
You always do it yourself
Lionel Mertens
Get your sex life
Needed help

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You appear in my mirror
We'll be joined "till the end of years
"Cause you keep it real
Yeah, you keep it real
I've nothing to fear

{Alternate Chorus:}

Lionel Mertens
Touched by your very own flesh
Lionel Mertens
When your members
Start to mesh

Lionel Mertens, ooh, ooh
Lionel Mertens
Sounds so good at night
When you touch me, and my hand beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Liney
Wont you stop your hand beat
For the very last time?

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alvin rhodes - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
well, thanks for sharing
Paul Robinson - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
It get it, Lionel...it's like "Love the One You're With" - except when you're all alone...Well, you won't have to split these 5's with anyone else, then, will you?
Paul Robinson - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
It get it, Lionel...it's like "Love the One You're With" - except when you're all alone...Well, you won't have to split these 5's with anyone else, then, will you?
AFW - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Very touching tribute
Kristof Robertson - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Who is this Lionel Mertens?Sounds like a great guy!....;-) 555
The Charnstar - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
YOU STOLE MY IDEA!... just... it's a different song.... and a different person... but still, awesome parody, 5-5-5
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
And the word we learn today, kids, is "narcissist". Repeat after me: "nar-" "-cis-" "-sist." Very good! Give yourselves a round of applause! And now, jump back and kiss yourself! Seriously though, I think this was awesome parody.
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Paul, The Charnstar, Sir Bertram.
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks also AFW and Kristof

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