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Song Parodies -> "Like A Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Like A Vegan"

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The Lyrics

I am through with fast food mess
Only kosher greens will do
Didn't know how fat I was
Until can't see shoes

I'll eat beets
No more meat
I'll be glad
With low-fat tofu
But I won't eat veal
No, I won't eat veal
That I can't do

Like a Vegan
Munched on onions and wine
Like a Vegan
I won't eat meats
No more swine

Gonna give up all my turkey
This deer, I'm trading fast
I'm giving it all to you
Cause now I'm going to fast

Grapes are fine off the vine
Cows livelong, yeah they die when old
Now I'll go pig out
Yeah, now I'll go pig out
On broccoli and rolls

I'm a Vegan (Yay!!!)
Munched on some olives and thyme
I'm a Vegan
Need no roast beef
When I dine


Pork ain't fine, Limes sublime
I'm no whore: To the hamburgler
In my Happy Meal
In my Happy Meal
I've got pickles inside

I'm a Vegan (Yay!!!)
Munched on fresh okra pie
I'm a Vegan
Stuff I won't eat
Protein kinds

Like a Vegan, ooh ooh
Like a Vegan
Veggies good long time
With that broccoli
And those fresh beets
But don't dove me
Oh, No!
No, No
No, No
No, No
No, No
No, No, No

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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alvin rhodes - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
Bob Gomez - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff, and very timely. Turducken, anyone?
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
A good play on the original, 555.
MasonR - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Pass the Tofurky, please! Nice job!
Tim Hall - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll take a serving of portabella mushrooms with the Tofurky at Whole Foods! Organic 5's all around!
Cat - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh. My. God. You just KILLED my own parody of this song that just happened to be right below yours, "Like A Newbie." Sick bastard...ehhh, just kidding, no hard feelings here. Hilarious, not to mention 100% PETA-friendly!
Red Ant - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good though the "Until can't see shoes" line was awkward.

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