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Song Parodies -> "The Very Tasty Pastry"

Original Song Title:

"La Isla Bonita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"The Very Tasty Pastry"

Parody Written by:

Jess n Toni

The Lyrics

It is an unbelieveabubble
last night i dreamt of some bagles
just like i'd never ate, i knew the taste
a young girl whose eyes like the donut
It all seems like yesterday i ate them all

Crunchy and it falls apart
there's more than one variety
pastry's what i long to eat
the very tasty pastry ah
and with the danish made
my heart will rise so high
the taste on my lips is a big surprise
a delicious treat for me

I fell in love with some bagels
The warm scent carried to my nose, pastry called to me
the bagels they wanted me
I prayed that the taste would last
But it went too fast

Crunchy and it falls apart
there's more than one variety
pastry's what i long to eat
the very tasty pastry ah
and with the danish made
my heart will rise so high
the taste on my lips is a big surprise
a delicious treat for me

I want to be where the pastry is made
When it's dished out at lunch time you can watch them go fast
Beautiful pastry's i care for them so
When the pastry is loved and the pastry tastes good

Last night I dreamt of some bagels
It all seems like yesterday i ate them all

Crunchy and it falls apart
there's more than one variety
pastry's what i long to eat
the very tasty pastry ah
and with the danish made
my heart will rise so high
the taste on my lips is a big surprise
a delicious treat for me (x3)

(the bagels they wanted me)

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Look at it go

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The Ugly Fat Guy From Mission Impossible - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
It's fairly good, i DKTOS though.

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