(Intro Music).
Well, you put garlic on the beef, and I did not want it,
You don't care! My ears are turning red, and my face is turning red.

You baked up an orange cake, and I don't like orange,
You don't care! I hear music in my head, and Snoopy's taunting me!

(Chorus).
It's an allergic reaction! Emergency action!
An allergic reation! Please take some action!

(Bridge).
Don't you know that we are the best of friends!
And after this we will make amends.
You better call the ambulance right now....
Ooooooh....ohhhh...ooo! Or my head will just go kerpow!
Do it now!

(Spoken):
You just angered me....because you have had me to dinner before, and you know what I cannot eat. I am so mad!

(Repeat first verse and chorus)

Allergic, allergic reation! Call now! Call and get some action!
(Repeat until end).