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Song Parodies -> "Holiday feat DMX"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday feat DMX"

Parody Written by:

Mike Taylor

The Lyrics

I sorta mixed up the lyrics.
Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate

[Chorus:]

If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice

Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times, oh yeah
One day to come together
To release the pressure
We need a holiday

[chorus]
It don't make no sense for you to pray for your life
I got my n***** in the crib, you oughta pray for your wife

[CHORUS: Jadakiss and Styles]
[Jadakiss:] Uh huh, HOLIDAY
[Styles:] I gotta make it to heaven for goin through hell
[J:] HOLIDAY
[S:] And I don't care if I sell, y'all know what I sell
[J:] HOLIDAY
[S:] I use my left hand when I'm loadin the shells
[J:] HOLIDAY
[S:] Cuz I know it aint right, that's why I'm blowin a L

[Styles Paniro]
Yo, I do it all for my niggas, even rob wit a bomb
Get shot, die in his arm, and give him my last
It's a million dollar bail, I'ma get it in cash
I sell crack like it's '88, I live in the past
You know the P carry the gun, live in the mask
Tell n***** show me the money and gimme the stash
I like malibu and pineapple, fifty's of hash
Hundred's of dro, wear my clothes a week in a row
Sleep on the floor, catch me right next to the dog
I'm Holiday Styles, and that's what the weaponry for
And I probably won't blow for the fact that I'm hard
But I'm good with ten million in the back of the car
Either that or get life and lift the rack in the yard
Gettin jewels from the old timers, stashin the cards
But jail aint part of the plans
I keep weight on the scale cuz I feel I get further with grams
In my last few bars, I run through n***** like my last few cars
And crash 'em up, the boy mighta went platinum but don't gas him up
I get his length and his width and get his casket cut
I don't deal with the snakes and fakes
But I deal with the comas and wakes, I don't make mistakes
Double R now b**** you oughta know I'ma ghost
Blow up your face, blow up the coke, and blow up the smoke
Every morning, I turn on the Timmy to watch the news. Then I watch Poppyseed Avenue on SBS. Then I get on the cab to get to school. It takes me 5 minutes to get there. I go home early at 1:10. It takes me 5 minutes to get home. Then I watch my Winnie-the-Pooh videos at maximum volume. Then, I record episodes of Fairly OddParents. Kath Soucie is the voice of Timmy Turner. To wrap it all off, I play virtual chess, SpongeBob against Fairly OddParents. I like Teletubbies and stuff. I'm 32 and stuff.

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