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Song Parodies -> "Lobbed Rotten Ve-gee-ta"

Original Song Title:

"La Isla Bonita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Lobbed Rotten Ve-gee-ta"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Last
Night,
Got beaned
By,
Tomatoes...

As soon as I began
In flew one
WHAM!

A young girl
With eyes like
A tiger

Said
"Madonna, hey, you suck!"
"You're out of luck!"


Topical my smile and sleaze
Nomenclature styled for me
Now my hair is drowned in these
Lobbed rotten ve-gee-ta...

And when my soundtrack plays
Spotlights will crank up high
Lip-sync my words and sing my lies
Tomatoes in my eyes...


I
Slipped,
And fell
On,
Tomatoes...

Warnings from all my roadies,
They called to me --

"Madonna, look out, OH!"

Eyes sprayed-SPLAT-tomatoes' blast,
Hit me so fast...


(...they told me, "Kiss Britney"...)


Topical my smile and sleaze
Nomenclature styled for me
Now my hair is drowned in these
Lobbed rotten ve-gee-ta...

And when my soundtrack plays
Spotlights will crank up high
Lip-sync my words and sing my lies
Tomatoes in my eyes...


Now all
Of my hair
Is chunky and ripe

When it's time
For siesta
I can plan my next hype

Stupid fools' faces
They care for this girl

But this girl loves to toy
With their joy as she twirls


Last
Night,
Got drenched
By,
Tomatoes...

They all screamed
"Hey! Go away!"
"You are passé..."


Topical my smile and sleaze
Nomenclature styled for me
Now my hair is drowned in these
Lobbed rotten ve-gee-ta...

And when my soundtrack plays
Spotlights will crank up high
Lip-sync my words and sing my lies
Tomatoes in my eyes...


Topical my smile and sleaze
Nomenclature styled for me
Now my hair is drowned in these
Lobbed rotten ve-gee-ta...

And when my soundtrack plays
Spotlights will crank up high
Lip-sync my words and sing my lies
Tomatoes in my eyes...


La la la la la la la

"Madonna, look out, OH!"

La la la la la la la

"Look out, here come TOMATOES!"

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The NFL - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
If you can't literally bitch-slap this annoying woman, who long ago wore out her welcome, do it with a song.
AFW - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I see you're a Madonna fan..JK...Great use of words, phrases, and theme...5's
Lionel Mertens - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Because Johnny's spinning in his own lyrical world, and she is a satirical girl
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
As one who has slipped on this song himself I can only say: Let him who is Johnny D cast the first tomato!
Stuart McArthur - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You're in peak form here Johnny -and again every word of your chorus is brilliantly clever - 555
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks The NFL, AFW, Lionel, Peter, and Stuart.
Tim Mayfield - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A work of impressionistic art! Sure made an impression.
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim.
Jeff Reuben - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
The first line in this song was excellent...as was the rest of the song! No veggies lobbed your way.
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jeff.
SethW - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Man that was an awesome paradoy congrats you are the master

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