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Song Parodies -> "I'm a-Purgin'"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm a-Purgin'"

Parody Written by:

M. McCain

The Lyrics

I made it thru the holidays
I didn't gain a pound
There was no bad consequence
From all the food I downed

Must lose weight for my date
Shed an inch, or a pound or two
After every meal
After e-e-every meal
I just gag and spew

I'm a-purgin' ( hey )
Goin' for that "heroin chic"
I'm a-pur-ur-urgin'
Tryin' to slim down my physique

Gotta fit into my blue jeans
It really makes me cringe
When I feel that pang of guilt
As I begin to binge

I feel fine as I dine
Sunday brunch, I just munch and chew
Then excuse myself
I excu-u-use myself
To go gag and spew


Oooh Oooh Oooh

I debate with my plate
Hesitate, then I pile it on
It will all end up
It will all end up
Swirling down the john


I'm a-purgin' ooh ooh
I'm a-purgin
Twisted all inside
When I'm hurling, water's swirling, throat is burning

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great rhymes, great pace, and funny to boot! 555
Phil Alexander - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, what Kristof said :-)
Royce Miller - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
another good one
John Barry - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
What Kristof and Phil said.
Paul Robinson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Gaggin' up a gaggle of fives for you right now. Good job.
M. McCain - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the kind comments and your high marks! I'm kinda new at this but I'm enjoying it thouroughly.
Tim Mayfield - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the best I've seen! Hope everyone reads this one!

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