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Song Parodies -> "Nuts Emergin'"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Nuts Emergin'"

Parody Written by:

M. McCain

The Lyrics

They're known for abusivness
It really makes them stew
When they find out that you don't think
In the way they do

In defeat, they will cheat
Hanging chad, they'll get mad and sue
You should hear them squeal
Yeah, their voices will peal
Whiny and blue

Nuts emergin' , hey,
Coming from the liberal side
Nuts emer-er-ergin'
Their intentions are cut-and-dried

Appeasement is their strategy
With our terrorist enemies
They don't understand the threat
From this infernal disease
Got no spine, and their blind
Think they're strong, but they're oh so wrong
That's the reason why
Yeah, that's the reason why I'm writing this song


Oooh Oooh Oooh

Got no spine, and they're blind
Heretofore, and 'til the end of time
They will cut a deal
Yeah, they'll cu-u-ut a deal
With terrorist slime


Nuts emergin' ohh ohh
Nuts emergin'
Will all this subside?
This is my plea
To all the elites:
Stop your hate spree

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
ooh maybe
Can't you stop the hate spree
For the very last time

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