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Song Parodies -> "Fly Space Virgin"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Virgin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Fly Space Virgin"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

LONDON, England (CNN) -- British entrepreneur Richard Branson has announced his company has signed a deal to offer the world's first commercial flights to space...Branson, head of the Virgin Atlantic airline, said Monday (10/4/04) that passengers in groups of five could be sent into orbit by 2008 at around 110,000 ($200,000) a trip...Branson's licensing deal is with Mojave Aerospace Ventures (MAV), owned by U.S. entrepreneur Paul Allen. Allen funded the SpaceShipOne project. MOJAVE DESERT, California (CNN) -- SpaceShipOne achieved its most spectacular flight yet, climbing to an altitude of 377,591 feet (71 1/2 miles) to win the $10 million Ansari X Prize on Monday (10/4/04).
A spaceship to the wilderness
Suborbital it flew
Branson saw Pound Sterling signs
In wide-yonder-blue

It's appeal
Was so real
Now he's glad
The launch-pad's his too
Branson made the deal
Yeah, he made the deal
Smiling and shrewd

Fly "Space Virgin"
Couched for your very first ride
Fly "Space Vir-ir-ir-ir-gin"
If your heartbeat
Takes the climb

Gonna give Bran-son your bucks, boy
Your Lear jet's days are past
Now space-flight is all the rage
Sub-orbital but fast

Oh the climb
Blows your mind
Must be strong
Yeah you'd best be bold
All your bucks payed out
Yeah, your bucks payed out
For sky's airless cold

Fly "Space Virgin"
Couched for a very fast ride
Fly "Space Vir-ir-ir-ir-gin"
Hope your heartbeat
Takes the climb

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Oh that climb
Blew your mind
Weightless for
Just a real short time
And it makes you feel
Yeah, it makes you feel
Your lunch start to climb

Fly "Space Virgin"
Clutch seat with knuckles so white
Fly "Space Vir-ir-ir-ir-gin"
If your heart's weak
Ain't too bright

Fly "Space Virgin", ooh, ooh!
Fly "Space Virgin"
At Mach Three-Point-Five
Branson's hoping (that) your heart's beating and you're breathing

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ooh, three G's!
I can't hear my heart beat,
On this very fast ride!

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Rick D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant your other one that wasn't this one. This is funny.
Airfarcewon - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
5's very entertaining....
Royce Miller - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, your knowledge and ability to write so much stuff is way over my head--can't keep up with you, won't even try
Serafina - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nicely done there, JD. 5-5-5. I really enjoyed it. :)
Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick D, Airfarcewon, Royce (oh you're too kind!), and Serafina!
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Shirley you can't be serious (old gag) - funny and tight - 555
Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stuart.
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I've already got my spacesuit ready....555, JD!
Phil Alexander - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, JD... I guess that means you'd be talking nearly a quarter-mil to join the ultra-exclusive 100-mile-high club (which would be rather appropriate if flying Virgin, I guess). Hope they run better than his trains, though...
Johnny D - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof and Philbo.

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