-> "Venereal Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Material Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Venereal Girl"
The Lyrics
(verse one):
Gonorrhea has got me down
no more sex for me
Doctor please tell me, can you treat it?
I'm on bended knee
This disease has made me bleed
it has stopped my fun life
See that boy there, with the red rash?
it seems he has a wife, you see we're
(chorus):
Living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
You see we are so living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
(verse two):
These boys sex with no comdom could
have syphilis, see?
They like to tell me their disease, like
it burns when they pee
Some boys are afraid of sickness
says they like to clean
I like to tell them about death
I am so, so mean, 'cause we are
(chorus):
Living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
You see we are so living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
(bridge):
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Boys who come to like me, see
are asking for nothing
They want to buy me things to keep
me calling them high king, 'cause see we are so
(chorus):
Living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
You see we are so living in a bacterial world
and I am a venereal girl
(2x's)
A venereal, a bacterial, a venereal, a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world(venereal)
living in a bacterial world
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