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Song Parodies -> "Open Heart Surgery"

Original Song Title:

"Open Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Open Heart Surgery"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

Heart attack!

One morning I woke up, and I felt pain
I clutched my chest, it was insane
I fell right to the floor in shock
I began to jerk with seizures
I tried to reach the phone, but i passed out then

There I sat, extremely lifeless
My heart is fried, need operations

Chorus:
Open heart surgery, baby
Use the right tools, so I can still breathe
Open heart sugery, surgeons
Please save my live or I, I'll fade away

The ambulance arrived, pehaps on time,
Oh help me
I'm in a dreamlike trance, I'm gonna die...
They put me on a stretcher quickly
They rushed me to the hospital
Maybe they could somehow save my life--
I came into the doors of the cold ER
If I happen to live, I will thank my stars
I saw a huge, blinding light
The surgeons tried with all their might
But they said that nothing could be done

I'm glad they tried to save my life
The next surgeon said, "Hand me the knife"

Chorus

Open heart surgery...what have you all got to lose?

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Open my heart, perform procedures
If you succeed, you get a paycheck...

Chorus
(repeat)

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